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Kraven the Hunter Review - What did we do to deserve this?
“It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny.” - Jean Nidetch If any of my negative reviews ever seem happy about giving a...
Chase Gifford
Dec 11, 20245 min read
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A Complete Unknown Review - Both Dylan and Chalamet in their prime
"You can never be wise and be in love at the same time" - Bob Dylan If I’ve learned anything from biopics such as this it’s that fame...
Chase Gifford
Dec 10, 20244 min read
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Nosferatu Review - A gothic horror a hundred years in the making
“The nosferatu do not die like the bee when he sting once. He is only stronger; and being stronger, have yet more power to work evil.” ...
Chase Gifford
Dec 7, 20245 min read
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The Order Review - A true story as riveting as it is disturbing
“It only takes one incident to invoke this generational terror.” - Robin DiAngelo We’re all taught at a young age the purpose of...
Chase Gifford
Nov 23, 20244 min read
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Wicked Review - An enchanting musical guaranteed to entertain
“Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?” - Wicked (Reviewing the film on its own. I have not seen the...
Chase Gifford
Nov 19, 20245 min read
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Red One Review - A predictable sleigh ride
“Dear Santa, Before I explain, how much do you know already?” - Anonymous I have my...
Chase Gifford
Nov 14, 20244 min read
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Gladiator II Review - A grand scale epic worthy of the name
“What we do in life, echoes in eternity.” - Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix...
Chase Gifford
Nov 11, 20244 min read
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HERETIC Review - A psychological game of cat-and-mouse
In theaters November 8, 2024. The Religious Narcissist - “Just because a person’s activities are rooted in church does not mean their...
Chase Gifford
Oct 31, 20245 min read
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HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: TRICK 'r TREAT
There are quintessential movies for just about every occasion you can imagine. When it comes to holidays there’s a plethora of holiday...
Chase Gifford
Oct 31, 20244 min read
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Anora Review - A manic, modern Cinderella catastrophe
"I never read 'The Cinderella Complex' - I'm too afraid that my name might be in it." - Susan Ford Disney, through no direct fault of...
Chase Gifford
Oct 30, 20245 min read
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HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: HEREDITARY
“We are who we are because they were who they were.” - unknown I have talked about this a lot and I’m going to again so bear with me for...
Chase Gifford
Oct 29, 20245 min read
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HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: THE SIXTH SENSE
"I see dead people." - Cole Sear Around the time of its release, The Sixth Sense was among some of the first of a surge of PG-13 rated...
Chase Gifford
Oct 27, 20246 min read
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HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: THE SHINING
𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊 𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜...
Chase Gifford
Oct 25, 20245 min read
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Venom: The Last Dance Review - For the fans
“We are Venom!” - Venom I could write a book about movies that should have gotten a sequel. I could make a follow-up about all the...
Chase Gifford
Oct 23, 20245 min read
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HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: HALLOWEEN (1978)
“I met this... six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes.” - Dr. Loomis...
Chase Gifford
Oct 23, 20244 min read
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HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: LAKE MUNGO
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” - Edgar Allan Poe For a very long time this was an obscure reference for...
Chase Gifford
Oct 21, 20245 min read
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HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: THE CONJURING
“Diabolical forces are formidable. These forces are eternal, and they exist today. The fairy tale is true. The devil exists. God exists....
Chase Gifford
Oct 19, 20245 min read
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We Live in Time Review - A wonderfully sincere love story
“Marriage is a strange combination of dream and reality, and we spend our lives as couples trying to negotiate that divide.” - Elizabeth...
Chase Gifford
Oct 18, 20244 min read
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HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: THE THING
“There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.” - Hunter S. Thompson Every horror movie has its point...
Chase Gifford
Oct 17, 20244 min read
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Smile 2 Review - A gleefully sinister sequel
"It's scary what a smile can hide." - Ashley Iglesias Recently a remake of a Danish horror movie called Speak No Evil of the same name...
Chase Gifford
Oct 16, 20245 min read
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