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The Accountant Review - Numbers & fisticuffs
“Life is like accounting, everything must be balanced.” - unknown When you’re young a genuine worry is being different. It isn’t until...
Chase Gifford
6 hours ago4 min read
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The Amateur Review - Bourne's IT guy goes rogue
“Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Just as originality...
Chase Gifford
2 days ago4 min read
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Drop Review - Hilariously thrilling first date from hell
“Self-defense is not just a set of techniques; it’s a state of mind, and it begins with the belief that you are worth defending.” -...
Chase Gifford
5 days ago4 min read
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WARFARE Review - An unflinching glimpse of true to life modern-day warfare
“Only the dead have seen the end of war.” - George Santayana War films, like everything these days, are a bit of a conundrum. On one...
Chase Gifford
Mar 284 min read
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The Alto Knights Review - If Scorsese worked from home
“Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies.” - Al Capone In 2017, The Snowman was...
Chase Gifford
Mar 274 min read
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Black Bag Review - Suave. Sophisticated. Soderbergh.
“The only true test of loyalty is fidelity in the face of ruin and despair.” - Eric Felten It can be exciting to see a filmmaker...
Chase Gifford
Mar 184 min read
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Novocaine Review - A painless action comedy
“Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.” - Tyler Durden We’ve seen the ultimate assassin rampage in revenge. Lately...
Chase Gifford
Mar 84 min read
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The MOnKey Review - Absurdly funny, endlessly violent
“Cursed is the man who dies, but the evil done by him survives.” - Abu Bakr In the midst of the horror renaissance, the dominant voices...
Chase Gifford
Feb 204 min read
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Nerd Alert Artist Spotlight - John Singleton
Nerd Alert Artist Spotlight - John Singleton
Jimmy Palmquist
Feb 193 min read
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Nerd Alert Artist Spotlight - Denzel Washington
Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors of all time!
Jimmy Palmquist
Feb 118 min read
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Love Hurts Review - Ke Huy Quan, the unassuming badass
“You can bury the past but it always seems to come back, one way or another.” - Tom Franklin In 1984, Indiana Jones and the Temple of...
Chase Gifford
Feb 64 min read
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Trailer Trash Talk: Ryan Coogler & Michael B. Jordan Reunite for SINNERS!
Trailer Trash Talk for Michael B. Jordan's New Film Sinners
The Nerds
Feb 51 min read
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps TRAILER PREMIERE!
IN THEATERS JULY 25, 2025 It's finally here! The first public footage of the upcoming, highly anticipated THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST...
Chase Gifford
Feb 41 min read
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My TOP TEN nazi KILLING MOVIES - RANKED
I felt inspired to make this list in light of my country’s current political predicament. It’s like the patients running the asylum and...
Chase Gifford
Jan 316 min read
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You're Cordially Invited Review - The first basic comedy of the year.
“You’ll never live a true happy life if you always depend on other people to create it for you.” - unknown The need for comedy has...
Chase Gifford
Jan 284 min read
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Red Rooms Review - Obsession in all its ugliness.
“An obsession is a way for damaged people to damage themselves more.” - Mark Barrowcliffe Generally speaking when I use the word...
Chase Gifford
Jan 255 min read
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Trailer Trash Talk: Brandon and Jimmy React to James Gunn's New Superman Trailer!
Nerd Alert breaks down the new Superman trailer from DC Comics and James Gunn
The Nerds
Jan 161 min read
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Wolf Man Review - A perfectly paced nightmare
“Even a man who is pure of heart, And says his prayers by night, May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, And the Autumn moon is full...
Chase Gifford
Jan 155 min read
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My Most Anticipated Movies of 2025 - Part 3 (FINAL)
10. Den of Thieves 2: Pantera I have now seen this already but I’m going to leave it in this spot. My review is up on this very site. ...
Chase Gifford
Jan 134 min read
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Den of Thieves 2: Pantera Review - The heist continues with a European flair
“The reward is in the risk.” - Rachel Cohn Hating the first Den of Thieves is easy to understand. I could have seen it as nothing more...
Chase Gifford
Jan 105 min read
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